How do you make them freakishly large eyes?

So, I tried to make my eyes look like those ever so popular "dolly eyes"...

Doesn't this just scream, "HI I'M BARBIE HEHE" to you?

Ok they actually look bigger in this one.

I feel like my eyes are shrinking lately. I don't know why...been wearing glasses too much maybe? Apparently that makes you squinty...ughh I don't know -_-" I feel so drained lately...=( School sucks. Wait, you know that already...nevermind T-T

---San.